USA would ruin it - they would make them crooks with a heart of gold. They would give the money away rather than keeping it.

Reamde started out strong - but I hated the happy ending.  It felt like tacked on.

Casting would be tough. 
Tiny is described as a man-mountain with a face like an angry tomato.

They did this. It's on netflix.
Don't watch it - protect your innocents.

Snow Crash staring Donald Glover

How about The Mote in God's Eye.
Terrific book - terrible sequel.

Indiana Jones at the Mountains of Madness would be an awesome move.

Ed Brubaker's Criminal or Fatale

No love for Dortmunder?
He's like Parker only not hard boiled, and no killing, and his schemes seldom go as planned… OK - he's not at all like Parker.

Here's what I don't get… the others just sat around a table for an hour while the contestants cooked.

I wouldn't have minded repeated footage of Jessie in that dress.

How about a Lobster Johnson or Screw-On Head movie instead?

I've always wondered, do the contestants have to do clean up?

I thought he had to go to the bathroom and couldn't wait for the commercial break.

They had him leap into a Star Trek captain.
It sucked pretty hard.

Why you down on the Gipper?
I would like to see Calvin Coolidge on the 20.

I though Jane Austen was just the pen name of some man - like George Eliot only in reverse.

He was a dumbass.
Don't ever use your powers boy - now to drive home that message I'm going to get myself killed doing something that won't hurt you.

God - I hope they have an issue where they solve a mystery with the Beastie Boys.

they are going to review Watchman-Babies