That's the only reason I watched it.

He was a poor mans Stuntmaster.

He was a poor mans Stuntmaster.

Yea, it was a light, entertaining read.
I would say that Night of the Living Trekkies was more fun.

Yea, it was a light, entertaining read.
I would say that Night of the Living Trekkies was more fun.

I just pictured the creepiest version of Fantasy Island ever.

I just pictured the creepiest version of Fantasy Island ever.

But only if they fight the Brotherhood of Da Da

But only if they fight the Brotherhood of Da Da

Rats, I thought this was going to be a satire of the big-budget action packed Hollywood popcorn movie.

How long till you hear "I love you" when you walk into Cosco?

You say "refined sensibilities of NPR subscribers"
I say effete liberal douche.

The '50's Avengers were the best.

Brioche French Toast

Another thing we can hate Star Trek: The Movie for.

what about Egghead?

Terribly mysterious.

Where "Justice"?
Stupid Name combined with DC powers and an Image costume.

Yea. You don't see the transition from supermodel to superhero too often.

No.
Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle.
James Carville looks like Gollum.
Mitt Romney looks like a Romulan.