They haven’t understood how the constitution works so far, why start now?

Why not focus on the better tweets of the day, the ones with substance & good analysis, instead of feeding yourself a diet of this D-list celebrity poison? Who cares about the reichwingers’ reactions? We already knew they’d do exactly this. DJTJ is just doing his assigned job. So is that subhuman scumsuck D’Souza.

“Sir, it’s pronounced ‘knee-jhare,’ and it’s a country in Africa” 

NAGGERS. Cue sad Vanna White.

Stick to sports.

“I’d be very excited about celebrating his first (documented) stroke with a parade of tanks in a major city.”

White House officials are “insisting nothing wrong with” Trump.

I would love to take people with this attitude and put them in a large room where the only way they could get out was to clear ankle deep sand out of the room by putting it in bins along the wall using a snow shovel.

I worked for a company that had the same attitude. They’ve slowly been killing off their footprint in my state by layoffs so that they can hire cheaper workers in the south to replace them.

So here’s an example of how it’s ok for companies to organize and collude with each other to minimize wages, yet somehow it’s bad for workers to organize (into unions) and collude to maximize (or even get fair) wages. Company rules typically forbid workers from knowing each other’s pay.  

Kirstjen Nielsen—who separated thousands of refugee children from their families—and made no plan to ever reunite them—and left such a mess that it will take over two years to get the families reunited again—is resigning. BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER FAMILY!!

Every day for half a semester my roommate bombarded me with really lame, stupid puns. Every fucking day. Finally, in a chemistry class we had together, I told him to shut the fuck up.

Racism is a hell of a drug.

“I swear t’gawd I’ma win big on Scratcher one a’ these days and I’ll never have t’ rub elbows with any y’all sorry losers ever again! ...Dammit! Gimme another Lucky Eight!!”

Is it possible to not get into Arizona State?

your kid probably wouldn’t have even been good enough to get into ASU. 

CTL + SHIFT + ARROW, then delete, for large sections.

Thank you for your service to our country.

Swipe right to increase the estate tax!

Oh, come on, it wasn’t just rain. It was windy too, and as we know, Trump dodges all drafts.