“And because John Kelly was either oblivious, extremely sensitive, or simply didn’t care about the people (mostly Muslims) whom his agency was effectively locking out of the country—or some combination of all three—his takeaway was that Elizabeth Warren is a little mean.”

This is the part that I feel like wasn’t said.

Albert - I have gotten a lot of joy out of your work on this site. Your HitchBot takedown is to this day one of my favorite things I have ever read on the Internet, and your writing is a big part of how I got to be a passionate NBA fan. This piece is all true, and good, and like all of your work, well-written.

Lotsa drills you can run under a train. 

And The President wants to call his daughter ‘Wife’.

dear God, the magic picture in her attic must be absolutely gorgeous

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

You don’t have to set a timer. In fact, don’t check the clock at all. You have a general idea of what five minutes is like.