I like to add on to the “You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink” cliche. I tack on, “You can sure as shit drown it, though.” Feel like it adds a certain je n’ais se quoi.

Technically (pushes glasses up nose) the team’s embarrassment is taking place in Maryland.  But if he said DC Metro area, he’d be correct.

Seems more like a monkey paw wish to me...

I started on episode 1 about a year ago (I discovered it when they were on the Cracked podcast around then) and have just gone through from the beginning. I’m around episode 120, where they’re back in Australia for a bunch of live shows.  It’s amazing how many things I can pull out in conversation that people didn’t…

Came here to say exactly this.  Dave and “Gary” have a wonderful conversation about that death trap.

My wife is somehow identical yet opposite. She uses our shitty Ikea knives instead of our nice set because she’s scared she’ll cut herself with the good knives (nevermind that you’re more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife than a sharp one before it sticks then slips like Drew on a Slip ‘n’ Slide).

I went to a Browns game at Lambeau four years ago with my dad. We were both decked out in Browns gear. On our way into the stadium, a random tailgate waved us over and asked if we wanted a burger. I was dumbfounded. We go to at least one game a year (often a road game) and this was, by far, the best treatment we had…

Nope, not if it’s done in New York state. Only the governor of New York can pardon a crime brought forth by the state of New York.

I walked by one in the parking lot yesterday and did a double take when I saw the Toyota symbol in the middle of the wheels. Definitely LOOKS more aggressive than a Camry.

Yeah, I’ve been around here long enough to know that HamNo would just want Jeff Bezos to give every homeless person in Seattle a room in his mansion. I just tended to think Rafi was a bit more willing to look into issues than this. The citizens of Seattle were working on recalling this decision by the city council…

So are we simply ignoring how ridiculously poorly thought out the head tax was? Considering that each job that Amazon creates actually creates 3.5 jobs in Seattle (due to service jobs, construction jobs, etc.), maybe NOT look to kill the goose laying the golden eggs?

While I agree with what you’re saying, there’s also the issue of people who seem to believe people like Jenny McCarthy or the Bible fucker over ACTUAL SCIENTISTS.

Agreed. As long as this is a thing, subpoenas can be issued.

We had one growing up that was born before I was. It was white. My dad named it White Betty.

Can’t wait till we can add:

Kind of amazed there isn’t a months old newspaper sitting on the table somewhere...but I guess that would suggest someone in that room can read.

More like the Consti-WHO-shun...amirite?

I hear East Germany was good at this. Why can’t Mexico be more like East Germany?

You’d think that, but then you look at how Trump sounds with a teleprompter and coaching, and you realize that it apparently requires a minimum of two brain cells to rub together.