It makes sense, but I can’t prove it, that the more educated someone is the less likely they are to get in a Home Depot rental and run people over. 

Plus you can kick the punt out of bounds and have it placed there. A kickoff that goes out of bounds is brought to the 40.

My wife was walking our dog about five years ago. She dropped the leash as she was bagging the poop, and went to pick it back up. She had just gotten her ring finger inside the loop at the end of the leash when our dog saw another dog and took off running to say hi.

Not sure what to tell you other than you should give it a try.

Really? I used to intentionally not cook them half the time if I was in a rush and just eat them frozen.

Thank you for the clarification on this. I was of the opinion that, while brutal, the hit wasn’t illegal, especially with the way it was announced. Hit to the head of a runner is not illegal (they often talk about receivers “transitioning to runners”). The clarification about being in the grasp of a tackler helps. Now…

This. Except I travel for work about once a month, so when I get through security, I buy a bottle of water (which I then expense) and just reuse that until my next trip.

I mean, you can get it Mike’s Way if you want. But why WOULDN’T you get it Moff Diver’s way if you don’t want it Mike’s way?

I wanted to say Mahershala Ali before realizing he’s 43.

Looks like ciabatta.

Is this supposed to be a counterpoint? Because that just sounds amazing.

When I was in college, I decided to make an Oreo cheesecake, based off a recipe I found on a Philadelphia cream cheese package. Being a smart college kid, my thought was “What’s better than Oreos? Double Stuff Oreos!” Turns out the amount of the chocolate cookie part you get in a package of Double Stuffs does not…

My wife actually asked me if he was a Make-a-Wish kid...

Not true. Brady finally backed off instead of going to the Supreme Court.

So, what you’re saying is, this judge owns Zeke in at least one fantasy league.

Well, it’s the little bag of gold that all Jews wear around their necks. Also, everyone knows that all Jews have a fake bag of gold they wear around their necks in case someone tries to take the real bag of gold.

I also grew up in Virginia, in the Southeastern part of the state. My childhood house is within 30 miles of about 8 military bases, so you can guess which way the area leans, politically. We were taught pretty much the same thing about Lee.

Right, but instead of turning people away, I’d personally rather embrace them to try to make the future better.

It really is amazing to me how much the left is managing to fuck up the argument that racism and Nazis are bad.