I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

I am ready for Gal Gadot to sit on my lap but that isn’t going to happen either.

Listen, if you’re not man enough to die for the sport you love, then you just don’t belong in the XFL, cupcake.

They can’t afford “Hit by a bus”

It’s not every day that an ogre gets to be the starting QB of an NFL team though, so he gets some slack because of that alone.

You could say he was laughing off the criticisms, displaying an otherworldly calm.
OR
Bortles Chortles at Mortals.

I think you and me are the only people alive who still own a copy of that game, the rest should probably now be doing as landfill somewhere else.
My disc unfortunately was scratched to hell and I had to play with no music at all, but still enjoyed it.

Uh...if you are as tired of the stories about IT as you say, then yes, you should not consume those stories. Seriously, get over yourself. You are not the editor of the site handing out assignments. You are free to read what piques your interest. Clearly, as you have stated, this topic is one you aren’t interested in…

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

You legitimately comparing Kaepernick to Tebow tells me all I need to know about your overall knowledge of the NFL.

Haha, that’s a great parody of a stupid comment. Nice work. I almost thought you were serious for a second.

I honestly hope Burfict misses every game from now on and dies penniless. The guy spent his entire career trying to injure people with dirty shots.

There’s always the next trade!

At least you didn’t just select “log in with Facebook” because you were in a hurry to publish a SWEET HOT TAKE and now I’m just stuck with my name.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

Who said anything about enemy. If you voted for Trump, you’re: racist, sexist, gullible, easily fooled, selfish, most likely voted against your own self interest, lack any knowledge of civics, misunderstands the point of the military, and has probably fucked a family member or two. You may be any (most likely all) of…

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I appreciate Ben Simmons’ right to express an opinion, but he’s flat out wrong on this one.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices