So does 45, but that’s because of his baby hands.

So much for the tolerant cleft

No, Willie Reed is 6'9", 230 lbs. and committed the criminal act to which she responded.

Obligatory:

“I really think we should run the triangle here.”

Don’t worry. Just like the contestant they will stumble and fall down the home stretch.

This feels like a good time to mention that the only suspicious leg-kick of the Finals so far has been Richard Jefferson almost wrecking Steph Curry in the third quarter tonight.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

Maybe this is small Conforto, but perhaps your aspirations shouldn’t have been as Granderson.

Color me surprised that this guy’s a Clay Travis reader.

You should act like the ignorant fuck you are, and wear your white robe in public. Like a man. Instead hiding behind a keyboard like a little girl.

But the emails!

I see your pedantry, and I raise you: it’s called “football” because it’s played on foot, to distinguish it from equestrian goal-scoring sports like polo.

I agree that college (and the NFL for that matter, shit) football has a lengthy history with unethical and disgusting behavior, but this seems an awfully lot like a principal scolding a substitute teacher for the behavior of a few kids in class.

Korea has stricter drug testing than MLB. I’d be shocked if he’s juicing. (Or he’s on some super-secret shit, in which case I just tip my cap to him for being a chemistry wizard.)

“Chico was not a saint...”

Fuck you, I also walk to the mailbox.

“two out of three, huh? That’s close to 69% right? Nice.”

Cowboys AND Indians? Pick a side, bro.

University of Michigan football fans probably give them a run for their money, if not blow them out of the water. I’m pretty sure 98% of the morons I encounter that worship that team have never even been to Ann Arbor.