“Jesus fucking Christ the political correctness of Deadspin is off the damn charts.”

Ah, there we are. The PC dog whistle, the true best friend of those who are mystified that they aren’t allowed to act like a fucking creep without repercussion.

Remember when people thought Nik Stauskas was good? Those were fun times.

Racism? In Iowa? Surely you jest.

Well, when you find yourself with these scorching HAWT TAKES, you can’t just *not* share them.

This is a Skip Bayless level stupid take.

“Because Jay Cutler can actually run an NFL offense.”


Aaaaaaand right here is where you lose credibility. Thanks for playing “Well actually...”, we have some lovely parting gifts for you

mmm, you’re kinda dumb, huh?

Wrong sport, but god do I like a chokejob

“I’ve lived 42 years and never once have I voted”

Then shut the fuck up. You don’t have the right to have an input, you’re part of the problem.

One of the only times I will ever support the Yankees.

mmm, I like it a lot, Kurt.

few things make me har...happier than a Michigan loss. Flop your way to another losing record against rivals, Saint Harbaugh.

“Houston starter Justin Verlander”

“Red Sox DH Eduardo Nuñez had to be carried off the field by manager John Farrell and a trainer after apparently injuring his leg while beginning to run out a grounder on the first pitch of today’s ALDS Game 1 against the Tigers.”

“Will they let her be herself?”

“He’s a player who has been dumped by the worst team in the game and then sold off by the team that helped him redeem his career”

Counterpoint: No they didn’t.

We just had the “Let’s remember some guys” post for this week. Check back on Monday