nobody misses you

...I was a kid. I don’t know why it took me two days to realize I called myself a god, but I’ll roll with it

...Honest to god, I thought this company went dead in like, 2014.

“if you’re a mediocre, fringe-player, like a 30 year-old potential backup quarterback, there are so many options out there just as good.

Clearly not your only one, either.

“I already pantsed you in this argument”

What level of mad online would you say you are?

From: ROBERT SMITH

“There are plenty of black wrestlers who I think are impressive and one day might have the potential to hold top titles in WWE”

Did you not read the Browns edition of WYTS? How can there be anything sadder than “I’m a lifelong browns fan”

“jaded punks like me who grew up on ECW, the Attitude Era and rec.sport.pro-wrestling”

“ECW.” “Pro wrestling”

For a semi-recent player example: Don Kelly

I agree that she should not be a pro wrestler. I thought this long before she intentionally injured this woman’s arm, and this has done nothing to change my mind. Now she’s a terrible wrestler AND apparently an asshole.

Did Sexy star hurt that woman on purpose?

But...but I thought that Danny Ainge was THE GREATEST GM OF ALL TIME!!!!!11!

what a surprise, you’re a liar.

That sound you hear is me now rooting for the Korean nuke, as long as it takes every one of those sons of bitches out with it.

Confession time. as a young innocent child who knew nay the laws of the land, I once owned a Darko shirsey. As my defense, I offer my being 11 years old.

“After only a few seconds of debate in my head I decided on two players: Joe Thomas and Josh Cribbs.”

Josh Cribbs over Joe Haden? Someone really loves punt returns

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