Tigers are rebuilding. No way they shell out the big bucks to sign JD again. Not unless the people running the show are just absolutely clu-

You remember that guy who tried to say Danny Ainge was the greatest GM ever, but he just sat on his ass and let two good players he’s been linked to be traded to teams for basically nothing?

Good memories

Can you link me to this takedown? I don’t know why you mentioned it on an article about Danny Ainge, but my curiosity has piqued

Man, it’s a good thing football and it’s fans are so widely known as being so warm, open-minded and accepting. Can you just imagine the backlash this would get if they weren’t?

Bring me the head of Jon Snow.

“This being out there has effectively destroyed his chances to ever have a normal life”

Just get rid of all guns. If you want to hunt, I demand you bare-knuckle box that deer to the death, LIKE GOD INTENDED

The kings do something dumb? You jest, sire

Boobs? In MY video games? Not on my watch you son of a bitch.

What if hippos learned to paint houses? What if dogs learned how to perform Shakespearean plays?

A: touching children isn’t a mistake. Especially when someone does it over a two year period.

You buried the lead. In that clip, the Braves are winning.

Right. Sure it wasn’t. I totally believe you

That’s a lot of words to say “This guy should have a career just because he throws a ball pretty good.”

No, really. Can you get me a price list? My niece has a shindig going down soon

“You’re a Duck fan, if you think everybody hates Oregon State.”

not really a huge leap of morality to say “hey, you shouldn’t rape babies regardless of when it happened” there sherlock.

Dude, you can come out and just say “I’ll support baby rapers as long as they can throw a ball real hard.”

By this point it’s obvious, but confession is good for the soul, yeah?

Nah. Fuck this pedo and the high horse you rode in on.

Aww, you’re a special kind of scumbag. Hope you stick around a while, it’s been far too long