No joke. When I heard the way KO phrase his stipulation about “a McMahon”, I thought in the back of my mind that Kevin Steen was about to show up and wreck Vince. I didn’t take it seriously since we’re in the “PG Era”, so when KO did what he did to Vince, all I could think was that Vince must really like Owens to the…

Take the F train to Kew Gardens.

At least there’s someone here who knows what I mean when I say where I’m from.

On the field, the team is still counting on Junior Galette for the pass rush even though he was hurt all last year...

It’s 2005, the last season Sun Devil Stadium is open, and I literally walk from my Tempe apartment to see Arizona play Washington, and still could manage to snag lower bowl, Row 12 seats on the 25 yard line (The Cardinals sucked so bad then).

Anyway, my seats are adjacent to four Washington fans who made the trip from…

My first NFL game was in 1996, when Washington beat the Colts to move to 7-1 on the season. Two weeks later they lost to Arizona, surrendering 522 yards to the Boomer Esiason Magical Mystery Tour. They did not make the playoffs. Four years later I’m living in that foetid fucking shithole of a city when Dan Snyder…

Supporters of the name think they’re not racist because they saw Dances with Wolves in the theater.

And after all that, still only the second worst administration in Washington.

When my brother had his first child (a boy), I tried to get him to name his son Daniel Snyder Jones. Not because I love the Redskins, but because I hate my brother.

His lawyer argued, to no avail, that he presents zero threat to the public safety, given his stolen base numbers.

EXACTLY! I love grilling, but I also REALLY love drinking beer. I’m not making your fucking burger to order.

Take your lactose intolerance back to the fifties, bigot. It’s 2017 and we’re accepting of cheese on our burgers now.

This is a Strong Take on bagels. I disagree with it, because toasted edges on my bagel are a delight, but I’m not here to fight about bagels.

One more thing, oh Your Highness: is it gauche to lick the cookie sheet when the BBQ is done?

Not sure which take is worse. The not putting the cheese on while the burger is on the grill or the people in the comments libeling American cheese.

That’s exactly what I thought. Typical BBQs I go to, the grillmaster is putting freshly grilled burgers/cheeseburgers on a plate, not a bun, so folks can then dress them up as they choose. So of course you need to melt the cheese on while they are on the grill.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

It seems like the compromise solution here is to put cheese on the top bun *and* on the burger as it grills.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

Part of my job is putting up signs notifying the public of upcoming rezoning hearings, and we have an enormous one coming up next week, so I spent nine hours Monday and Tuesday and another six Wednesday and Thursday walking around our whole city in my floppy hat and hiking boots putting up bright purple signs at…