Sadly, CP.

“Yes I’d like my car paint to look like a guy wearing a navy fleece and blue jeans”

Dudes who feel uncomfortable letting their wives see what’s on their phone shouldn’t have wives in the first place. Never understood that bs. If you feel you have to hide something from the person you literally pledged to spend the rest of your life with, you weren’t ready.

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

Gruden loved him some Colt McCoy.  That’s probably one of the reasons he’s out.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

What time will Snyder call in Allen to fire him?  Never o’clock?  The one constant (other than Snyder) with this team is Allen.  It’s the proverbial definition of insanity here.  Allen is not a good person, and is a terrible judge of talent and perhaps even worse at running a front office.  Until that changes, the…

At least Washington has the title for their 2019 season in review video.

At least you flushed something.

“Wawa does not have Top Tier fuel.”

I miss when Skins fans were actually working-class middle-aged men (of various ethnicities, not just white kids from Arlington) men who knew football X’s and O’s. There was a time when fans in DC were some of the most knowledgeable in the league. Back in the RFK days.

I mean, he’s 100% not wrong about Byrnes.  That guy should be sponsored by Makita and Milwaukee, he’s that big of a tool. 

Dan Plesac - talk about a Milwaukee Brewers “let’s remember some guys” guy.

Turner was happy to take a base, and I doubt he expected to change the ump’s mind. There’s nothing wrong with him throwing in his two cents in support of what he saw as an honest mistake. 

Probably not the smartest move, but honestly, I’d like to see more acts of good sportsmanship like it.  Argue away Turner!

For a commercial workstation it is very fairly priced. That’s all there is to it. If you think it’s overpriced, you’re not the market this is going after. 

Holzhauer changed his twitter avatar to this picture last night, which I thought was pretty damn funny.

Rays: where did you learn to leave huge parts of the park unoccupied?

Even before their acquisition of 20th Century Fox and full control of Hulu, Disney already had both the Marvel AND Air Bud Cinematic Universes. No one should have that much power.

Tragic I am the first to post this obviously relevant image.