Somewhere Rob Deer is pondering why the Brewers let him walk. Just kidding, Rob Deer never knew what a walk was.

If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…

I’ve always wondered why Darius Rucker never put out a solo album entitled “Hootie Is My Slave Name”

This is what I immediately pictured.

When i was at uni, i had no internet, used a CRT monitor on a makeshift computer table and makeshift computer chair. Makeshift, but it was actually all my uni years. The desk space was only big enough for the monitor, keybard and mouse. I downloaded what i can from school and save it to a...wait for it.... floppy disk …

It’s a bit surprising to see 2016 Jungle Book available so soon. I know Netflix and Disney have a deal or whatever but that is still pretty quick

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Must be a freshman. Upperclassmen ladies (upperclasswomen?) know how to handle balls when they’re on their knees.

I only clicked the headline because Mario Balotelli actually being on fire is a realistic possibility.

This was supposed to be the attached photo.

But, you’d be the dopest Uber driver in the Del Boca Vista community.

Trainer: What’s your name?

That holder went down like he was sniped from the rafters despite barely getting a love tap from the D-man.

“Do you guys just make this stuff up?”

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

I just...[rubs forehead]...what the hell are you doing on a sports blog?

Thought your name was “ChorizoRuns” for a minute

I liked this kid until I saw the hat on his head. Poor life choices.

Perhaps. But this is not in really great shape. A lot of cars in near Concours condition are worth a lot of money. Check out the Craigslist ad. There are a lot more problems then this article points out. It will take $10k at least to get this into dependable driving shape. Now you are 18k in.