Then you have nutjobs like me that has TWO LG ultrawides stacked.

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

“It’s real to me”

I’ll call this drink “The Tiger Woods”

True. Wawa has the Hoagies, though.

Royal Farms’ fried chicken is the shit.

WaWa is the answer Tesla... ask anyone that lives in the Mid-Atlantic area.... Sheetz is a dirty wanna be WaWa.

Yinzer sex: pound a pierogi before you finish.

FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!

“How to order delivery without feeling like shit”

Not sure what kind of backyard parties you attend but when the one hit wonders songs come out in my parties, there is always some single tipsy and dancing female that the rest of the women (married) hate because she is single and her shirt comes off.

While I don’t mind Boog’s BBQ and do get it on occasion, I usually prefer chicken tenders. But I have to get them either from the Upper Deck or Club Level, as Lower Level tenders are often overcooked.

Dippin dots = defrosting your freezer, loading the scrapings into a bowl and eating it.

Ice cream is delicious but not at number fucking 1.

You put twice as many 1's in front of “Hot Dogs” as you should have. I’m sure it’s just a typo.

I knew this was a troll post as soon as hot dogs weren’t in the top 3, but to put them in the bottom?! That’s, like, the bedrock upon which ballpark food is built!

Why isn’t there some kind of intervention before these lists get published?

Hot Dogs are number 1, commie

A spoon? Why not just use a slice of American cheese?