I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

I don’t see John Cena in this video. What are you on about, Burke?

As Grandma to a 4-year-old, I hate this show so much I felt compelled to sign up with Kinja just to say how much I hate this show. Some kids’ shows are inane but cute or funny at times; some are actually tolerable (Wild Kratts). Paw Patrol is a curse from the depths of hell. I hate this show.

Ive been buying box sets of badass cartoons for when I eventually have kids I can get em watchin all the classics all the time cuz I can’t wait for that to happen cuz I love cartoons!

Merry Melodies, Scooby Doo, the Simpsons, Futurama, Tom and Jerry, the Jetsons, pretty much every Disney/Pixar movie there is.

From there until age 12, they should sit on a booster seat. Younger kids will need a booster with a back to hold the seatbelt in a safe position.

“I spent the next hour bending the pins straight again”

MINE! Already fired off an email to the guy. $1500 for that is a steal considering that the R100 I looked at that was actually on fire and parked under a truck wheel in pieces was going for $2500.

This Verne Lundquist hagiography makes me miss Keith Jackson. Whoa, Nelly!

We’ve exchanged some e-mails.

I don’t know why, but refs HATE calling safeties. After every near-safety, they huddle up for 3 minutes to come up with a way to put the ball one inch outside the goal line.

Would you like some wood to knock on?

It’s Reich. Yeah, he had a rough stretch towards the end in Detroit, but he spent years as a backup for a perennial power AND is forever a hero in two places for being the architect of both the greatest college AND NFL single-game comebacks in history. That’s amazing.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

I just bought two of the Monoprice 28” displays a week ago. They’re quite nice. Thankfully the reflectiveness of the glass hasn’t proven to be a real issue with my room configuration.

You can use the service menu to turn that off. Something like MENU button on remote + 0000, go to “Others” then turn off “4Hours Auto Standby”

You can't bubble-wrap a quarterback.

Burn in hell.