This hit me hard this morning. Hug someone you care about today.

Ralph was always the humble child, so much more likeable than Mrs. Lawler's other broadcasting son, "The King".

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Stopped peeing in your shorts? Liable for torts.

@Clinton Portishead: +1

That's funny, I just did a GIS for "overrated, past-his-prime, delusional diva WR on a team that hates its fans" and look what I found.

@Stev D: Ha

@Gourmet Spud: That is a very crucial comma, Spud

@Tulos_Mullet: I still can't get enough of that. Barry's greatest contribution to date.

You made the point in your last graf. If people don't care about any of the 4 teams, they will choose based on sport. Football is a more watchable sport than baseball, although last night did everything in its power to change that notion.

@Sonar Jose: I know I'm not the only one who read that in a Wooderson accent

Cygnet Dive!

@Delonte, Interrupted: +2

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: that's awesome

sent this to #tips last month: "Chapman also got a fist-bump from Hall of Fame second baseman Joe Morgan, who is a special adviser for the Reds. Morgan has a clubhouse stall and occasionally dons a uniform, as he did today during pre-game."

"time for pie"

Quuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn! Cosby made the Bengals roster. Short guys with great names 1, tall slow cokeheads 0

You wanted to get a Sterger but got Pitino'd by the elevator? Tough luck, man.

The defense's strongest argument: There's no way that Leonard Little, Jr. could have traveled from Citizens Bank Park to this Oregon high school football game in the same night. We rest our case

Loyalty. Courage. Fat Chicks. Hard Lemonade.