@Lionel Osbourne: Joe Buck is appalled by that blatant euphemism for such a disgusting act

@UweBollocks: that is perfect. +1

@Delonte, Interrupted: +1

Christopher Lloyd's ghost is getting predictably more perverted as he gets older

When did Cam'Ron change his legal name to Jeff Hamilton?

Shayne Graham didn't take kindly to being mocked on his way out of town

about as believable as Adam Brody getting to bang Rachel Bilson

Conspiracy...

Calipari? His voice resembles a slick cooking agent used predominantly in Italian cuisine. Also, he is charming.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: +1

@Civil Negligence: Stuckinsiouxcity was good, but Stuckinsiouxcity II is probably my favorite Police album

ever tried to go a whole day without quoting a movie or tv show? not as easy as one would think.

are there any bands/artists worth shelling out more than $50 to see live for the first time? I hate LiveNation/Ticketmaster so much.

what would be worse? having a son who hates sports, or having a son who loves sports but picks your teams' rivals as his favorites?

Bootsy lives here and is seen at every big function, especially the sports functions. He hops the local bandwagon as well as anyone, from Bengals, to Reds, to UC Football. He recently opened a restaurant, Bootsy's, downtown. Freekbass is his musical protege. The last Cincinnati team to win a championship? The…

Rounding third and heading for embarassment.

@Lionel Osbourne: Jim Beam makes sunflower seeds and they are the best seeds you will ever have.

Texas American Institute of Neuroscience Technology remains on the outside looking in, just one team away from joining the party.

This just furthers the alien overlords' plans of subjecting us to more midday mind control from their earthbound ally Tim Kurkjian.

@UweBollocks: old 50 year old firefighter dude with on hand on the kids neck, BURRIES him with a left to the eye STOP