Resurrection day is tomorrow, DMBintern

Seriously.

Whenever I hear of a threat, I immediately suspect Sedale Threatt.

I'm a fan and a facebook fan. just don't jack it to pictures of my wife.

@FEAST: my buddy had one and got his money back for it after taking one bite. the cashier acted like he was not the first person to ask for a refund

Flenderson!

@Prince of Parties: College Park and East Lansing are offended by your comment

what a finish! and i strongly dislike both teams

Looks like Charlie Villanueva finally has someone to play one-on-one games of Homunculus Basketball with now

+1 DMBintern, for the Sean Miller burn.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry". been listening to the Rolling Thunder Revue all morning

@Bucket O' Hatorade: thank you for being the only other person to notice this. see my attempt below

"It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a political campaign to get Vince McMahon to care about human lives,"[spokesman Robert] Zimmerman said in an email.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Comeback? He never left [the used car lot]!

Pat Conroy is rolling in his grave right now.

"Kicking Television" by Wilco.

Carly Simon called her bras "secrets". Who knew?

@DirkToberFest: I know! I never drink ginger ale except when I'm on a plane. Thought it was just me.

@HockeyMountain: I see Hockey man. and I enjoy it

Slater used his recently deceased pet chameleon to get her sympathy. You should have played the dead frog and gerbil card. Always play the dead frog and gerbil card, AJ.