There's much more to the Todd Frazier story. [twitter.com]#!/search/realtime/%23ToddFrazierFacts

Two words: Nutella Milkshake. Currito has the crack and I am hooked.

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? Why all the hate on Cincinnati? What can we do to make your next trip here more enjoyable?

Howard The Duck Uncut=Ducktits.

Thank you all for being so got-damn funny.

They were the inspiration for my best Deadspin comment (in my opinion):

Murray? Prisint.

I came inches away from punching out the home invaders who came to kidnap my son. Turned out to be my sister and her boyfriend. My son was asleep in his bed. Also, I made a loud, Hank Hill-like sound as I rushed at them.

That's perfect. +1

@CBronsonSmile: Stopped reading when I got to the BPD part. Run. Run as fast as you can. I got out of a horrible relationship w/ one of those. Then I met my wife. When you know, you know. Don't think about it, don't go looking for it. Just live your life and when you meet the right woman, you'll know. Trust me. I've…

My drinking problem and my gambling problem were the Florida and UConn of the night: Both advanced to the next round easily, against my better judgment

@See you suckers later: "Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber." I've spent about 1/3 of my day reading Sheen transcripts. That Rhymes with WINNING.

I am very anxious to get back to the top of that, winning

Nothing like a home team favored by 1.5 points pulling an "upset". I hope my fans storm the court next time I beat my kid at Yahtzee.

+1

@Tulos_Mullet: +1, ya filthy animal

it was not true that Gladstone lacked a sense of humor, Gladstone just was not often in a mood to be amused

@Sheed's Bald Spot:

@Brosef Stalin: That's good. +1

Already looking forward to next year's list. This is fantastic.