@Bosoxfan3: Thanks, Harry Chapin's Ghost!

Is Chris Sorensen's nickname Jobu?

Boise State pep squad or traveling production of Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peaches?

@GuidedByVodka: Wet Bandits. and are we sure Daniel Stern wasn't also involved in this crime?

I could get behind this Coming Minnie-pocalypse:

This reminds me of that episode of Moesha where... who am I kidding, nobody remembers an episode of that show

I noticed the #miamidolphins tag. Must be Cleo Lemon

John C. John is the only black kid on our team

Birmingham sucks. Their paper of record couldn't even fit a clever pun into its headline.

@kevinarnoldkilleddjtanner: +1

I'm in Cincinnati. People here are pretty shook up. The Bengals will miss him, but not nearly as much as his 3 kids will

Charlotte police report he died at 6:36 a.m this morning

around 2 a.m. for some after hours hang time.

@Jerry Koosman RC: If I was, I don't remember, brah

@Disco Choo: This is what I wanted my wife and I to walk into at our wedding reception. It was the only detail of the entire wedding planning process that we fought over.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: and you already gave it a title. nicely done

@Blast it, Biggs: wrong. sitter and toothbrush wetter here

@Mr Papagiorgio: just one "n" in Cincy. CMU has done pretty well for itself since BK left, no reason Cincinnati can't do the same.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1, 2, 3 blue cars

Also odd? LZ Granderson just submitted a 15000 word piece on the Grady Sizemore pics to his editor.