closing scene=goosebumps. this needs to be produced

@Hustler of Culture: wrong. it just makes it more stressful when you come home from a 16-hour day of work followed by school to see the dishes overflowing in the sink instead of in the dishwasher where they belong.

"Look how the bottom crests of the "W" form a nutsack, and how the shaft of the "W" is straying at a sharp angle. That is indicative of a cocky muthafucka who chases strange, skanky poon in Vegas while his wife is at home with their two young children.

If Tiger learned anything from Bill Bellamy, this never would have happened.

David Boreanazez'sz's'z's pickup line in Vegas?

Lou Holtz just shit his pants. Wait til he finds out that Weis got fired today.

Bengals fans knew DeDe Dorsey before he was famous. He's still not? But, but he's a championship game MVP!

@J-No: that was moving. all the best to you and yours

Manning was limited in practice again on Thursday with a sore gluteal muscle, the team's official web site reports.

@Dr. Evil Genius: "Fire in the Cockloft" is my favorite Electric Six song

Baby Tress learned how to walk 6 months ago, but continues to crawl just to be safe. He has not had a bowel movement in 9 weeks.

Rams fans are excited to watch The Washed-Out, Weak-Armed Boyfriend of a Sexy but Hypocritical and Most Likely Somewhat Insane Ho on Turf

This is what happens when you let Joey Porter have the day off on Sunday.

Here are some old people in a café, describing the memories of their last sexual experience:

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: you must be confusing me with Marv Albert. dude, chill out. i'm not policing anyone. can't we all just get along?

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: but you'll comment and make jokes on this story, which clearly no longer has anything to do with sports? not criticizing, just confused

If someone would knock Hawkins up a la Arnold in Junior, I know a former Buffalo who would gladly take care of their problem in exchange for parole.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: but easy to come across

You wasted an opportunity to post a photo of Lauren Holly. Those opportunities are hard to find these days.

@OchentaYcinco: C'mon down to Joe Morgan Honda, where the only thing you'll be blindsided by is our low, low prices!