@Karlifornia: Akili Klingler paved the way in the 90's

@DirkToberFest: you got to watch Kate Beckinsale on the big screen for 90 minutes. Assuming a date dragged you to see it, you also got to pretend that Kate Beckinsale gave you that hand job in a Denny's parking lot later that night. Quit your bitching.

There hasn't been a gratuitous use of placenta like this since Live released Throwing Copper

Just saying hello to his first two ex-wives

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@DirkToberFest: let me know when Pacquaio gets his own premium liquor. Until then, advantage DeVito.

5, 12, 20, 23, 41. I can guess which ones Drew contributed after he broke out his Boner Jams '99 VHS.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: +1 totally awesome #tennesseetitans

Fuck that nagger. always complaining about stuff when he should keep his mouth shut #thesouthwillriseagain

It took Brian Scalabrine a while to save up and decide on his second car. He was really attached to his '99 Taurus. #bostonceltics

@Steve U: I think of Rocky, Colt and Tum-Tum #lebronjames

Happy Anniversary, Mrs. Magary #fksfridays

It looks like Nash is auditioning for a role as Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Chris,

@ClintonPortishead: Way to go. Dave Coulier just OD'd on the shit. #sammysosasskin

You know who really should be fired for this? Joe Morgan. #instantreplay

I liked Lauren Bowden's better. It wasn't quite as orange. Had more of a pinkish hue. Just as wet, though. #clemsonwomensrowingteam

HER: How many beers is that?

Then "The Bengals" did what? Don't leave us hanging in anticipation, Dash. #vincelombardi

@AzureTexan: you get a +1 for the Cincinnati Rockers reference #peterose