Serious question: if he missed bed-check Friday night, why did they wait until an hour before the game to deactivate him? Not only did it screw over a bunch of fantasy owners, but doesn't that seem like a strategic move on the Jags' part to not allow the Seahawks to alter their defensive game plan (not that it made a…

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A wood carving of everyone's favorite Tecmo Bowl player

Somewhere, Joe Morgan nods.

another great disguise for George Bluth, but Kitty has really let herself go

The sign behind him reads in full:

@DirkToberFest: your wife starred in Toys Horny 2? Great film

Hey guys, back off. Silkk Tha Shocker sold him that car. He's finally got the street cred that 8 gold medals just can't buy.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Mike Blowers knew this would happen

@MarkKelsosMigraine: All the 50 somethings are tugging their cocks and jerking it to the Jonas Brothers.

Cuz the Poise in the hood wants to be like Favre

Leitch hates brooms. Something traumatic involving a broomstick must have happened to him in his childhood. A boy can only be forced to watch The Wizard of Oz so many times.

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and cancel that lunch order for a black bean and rice burrito with extra hot sauce. Thanks

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and cancel my lunch order of a black bean and rice burrito with extra hot sauce on it. Thanks

@ClintonPortishead: awesome

1, 2, 3. 3-1 odds that Romo never wins a playoff game. AH AH AH AH AH

@baldy_pm: sounds more like an agent

The pairing of Nicole Bobek and Theo Fleury is a recipe for disaster. And by disaster, I mean a coke and meth highball.