Justin Long is a Berry; John Hodgeman is a Karabell

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: uncanny

Jon Lovitz is a Vikings fan?

Kevin Appier landed some pretty decent sponsorship for his comeback bid. Maybe some desperate team will put him on its postseason roster.

"the ol' negro knuckler"

LaRussa then sped off in the boy's beloved red bicycle, never to return again.

@NotMyFirstRo-Day-O: the $90k is what the receivers coach pulls in.

Steve Rushin wonders why, as a man in charge of the Lobos, he is usually the one getting beat up.

I am Michael Vick.

Reds fans are dying to know: Is Walt Jocketty going to save our franchise? If so, what will it take and how long do you expect it to take?

I captained the team that beat the team that beat SVSM for the state title. Would you say that means I am better at basketball than LeBron? Would it help my chances if I added "Le" to the beginning of my name?

I just finished Krakauer’s book on Pat Tillman and Afghanistan. Does your new book feature a series of maps showing the detailed topography of the Akron, Ohio area?

Marvin Lewis is no longer on your list! Now I can believe.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: I bet (crotch) means (balls). or maybe (dick). or (second baseman's taint)

Arroyo had a great response: "I guess he said I went to my hat time every time. Yeah, I grab my (crotch) and do 8,000 other twitches. What you want me to do about it? That’s how I pitch."

That was just Arroyo's mid-game supplement. Not a lot of good storage places for fortified guano, but it gives him a great late-inning boost.

Eddy Curry will personalize your rebounding handkerchief. Just give him $5 and 59 seconds.

Jumping in the air, rotating your body, and grazing up against your teammate is now the preferred form of celebration, until this act takes it first ACL casualties.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Peyton Manning enjoys a bar of Clark down the wrong pipe

Have you seen how long those lines can get for the men's room? 'Sheed is an innovator. Although I doubt he is the first to bring a portable urinal to an NFL game.