@racistmascot_inc: I am a Sporcle fiend and have all my classmates hooked now. We'll try yours out in class on Wednesday. thanks

former Cincinnati Bearcats basketball player Art Long is a Pats fan?

@ClintonPortishead: you hilarious fucks

I prefer to read GregProopsisms dot com for all my improv comedy needs

Shawn Kemp, Travis Henry, Matt Leinart: definitely not from Grainger County.

@Karlifornia: I don't see Bob Golic anywhere in that picture

I sense a great sponsorship opportunity. The Deadspin Vanishing Post of the Day, brought to you by Oxi-Clean. Oxi-Clean: Gets the stains out, before your heart explodes.

a more retarded-looking Jon Favreau than Favreau himself? did not know that was possible

someone spiked the water cooler

But what kind of greeting did Plax get upon his arrival to Rikers Island? We NEED this information.

@VanniAqualung: I'm in the same boat. Your comment's accuracy makes me sad. I will go drown my sorrows in a bowl of chili and spaghetti now. Thanks.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: your "n" is out of order

@JoePosnanski: excellent choices, but I've always been more of a UDF fan. Before Lindner sold the team, it felt like every chocolate peanut butter milkshake I purchased paid for part of Bip Roberts's salary.

What did you do (besides the book signings) when you were back in Cincinnati last weekend? We miss you. and the Post. and soon we'll miss Hal. Why do so many great sportswriters cover shitty midwest baseball teams?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: you're laying down the law today

Nancy Kerrigan's 1994 rallying cry: "WHYYYYYYY! WHHHHHHHHHYYYY!"

@This is my Star: It would be really funny if some of us commenters started a funny headline contest. And by really, I mean moderately.

no posts since 9:45? Deadspin is sliiiiiiiiiiippppppppiiiiiiiii...

In a related story, have you seen my childhood?

Ron Jeremy: "You're never to old to get your ass licked"