He was on his way to Brooklyn to meet with some Russians. The Cleve won't give up LeBron without a fight.

PTI

This is just a big misunderstanding. Robinson was let down by Rick Astley, after Astley told him that he never would do such a thing. Dunta wants compensation for the breach of contract.

A lot of poised quarterbacks enter Blacksburg. They leave defeated, their poise lost at the sight of Frank Beamer's neckskin

They are more like the dildo under the bed. They will fuck you.

@Riddler: I'm in Ohio too. Most of the birthday party places around here now feature HD flat screens and serve beer. They know their demographic.

@Riddler: no worries. My son has a fall birthday as well. First thing I do before booking his party is check the football schedules.

1. Go find the old kids shows you watched on DVD.

No lead is safe when Gus Johnson is in the booth

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: : Electric Bugaloo

So, you dig a football coach who can fill out a polo? You enjoy ingesting large quantities of hot meat? CALL ME!!!!

@Chris Hanson's Axe: So if I'm grading a third grade grammar and punctuation exam, it's okay to call the kids who fail "gay"?

Is this post your way of telling us that "Choire" is Survivor China winner Todd?!

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Brilliant

I have no ambition to murder Curt Schilling, but I would like to see him waterboarded while being teabagged by Dick Cheney and strangled with a sock soaked in Rosie O'Donnell's menstrual blood.

That was a LeClassless act. You've got to have more LeMaturity in that situation. It's a LeShame and a LeDisgrace to the whole Ducks program. That was not LeQuacktastic.

which could induce cheapskate owners to hoard their money without putting a decent product on the field

If I voluntarily want playing time, I better damn sure voluntarily do everything my coaches explicitly or implicitly ask me to do. And I can get a free college education out of it? Stop whining.

@Nickly: Dr. Leo Spaceman thinks this sounds unusual, but could be brilliant. Gravy for everyone!

and thought Gandhi would kill..