your move, Frank Reich

his cooler brother, Rod, was invited to the Dodgers game after which he was fellated by Alyssa Milano, ending with him shouting "How do you like those whitewater rapids?"

Manny's not the biggest failure in that photo

@RoxanneEndymion: you sound like Jeff Goldblum. are you Jeff Goldblum?

very sad. but why is there a picture of Donovan McNabb holding a guitar? were they close friends or something?

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: +1 rabbit in a hat

was it just me or could we not comment on the Maria Verechanova post? i was ready to Bring the Zing! on that one.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: take your time, you'll think of one. just take it Step by Step

it's okay. at least Boston has the NKOTB summer reunion tour to look forward to.

may i propose the North Dakota Johnnys? that would help with the recruiting effort in a certain California town.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: that's Riverfront. if you look closely, you can see the knee ligaments that astroturf devoured over the years

"I just need to talk to somebody"

@apostles03: he should have no problem landing the cover of "Poof!" magazine

this streak will be discredited when it is revealed that his real name is Julio Juan Reyes Gomez and he is really 35 years old

@Athens_Grease: and stereotypical. don't forget stereotypical.

@X-tacle: damn

i never knew Spelling Bee winners got free NBA playoff tickets. nice

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: between you and me, it's no surprise

Moore—like the mothers of Art Long, Dontonio Wingfield, Ruben Patterson, Keith Legree, and Bob Huggins—could not argue with Cuban's astute observation

was this his way of declaring his candidacy for Mayor of Cincinnati?