@JohnnyDakotaStateU: or maybe i can. who knew

i don't know html, so i can't imbed. but this is pretty inspirational:

if you knew a guy who was beginning to date your clinically psychotic ex, you'd tell him, right? not really a friend, but an acquaintance from back in the day. and she is boil-a-bunny dangerous.

Buddy Garrity needs to get over his crush on football players

@44 in a Row: learn it and teach me. that's one of my two summer classes

@StevieY19: just finished 1L exams. first semester exams always fall on my December birthday. i feel your pain. drink up. happy day

@Owen's Hard Greaves: not yet. instructions, please

@Business_Socks: random 24 terrorist

@Michael Dukakis the angry Mets fan.: finals ended on Wednesday. in the midst of a 3 day bender (interrupted by work for 16 hours of it)

better drunk game: Catchphrase or MadGab?

@TheOnlyNetsFan: i don't think so. go to the public library and get a couple LSAT prep books with sample questions and answers. spending 1200 to study for a standardized test is never a good investment in my opinion. good luck

fantastic. just finished my first year of law school. two-day bender capped by great seats at a Reds victory to celebrate. now, drinking more beer (High Life cans, of course) and eating pizza. life is good

Thom Brennaman wants to adopt this child and raise it as his own. He has mixed feelings about the baby girl.

@OchentaYcinco: if you really miss Brett that much, you could just turn on ESPN. Give me Joe Montana football for Sega Genesis, thanks.

i see Tom, but where's Lupe?

white guy in Boston panics while surrounded by ethnics. shocking.

@CoolHwhip: agreed. see: the cover of that WEEN album (i forget the title. my brain is tired)

Deadspin, LLP: please help me study for Contracts II finals. using hypotheticals from the Bulls-Celtics game preferably.

Now Playing: Tamir Goodman in "Teen Wolf Three: Werewolf Bar-Mitzvah"

To my dealers at Bad Newz Kennels..................................................................................................................................................................................................................thanks