@LarryJohnsonsgirlfriend: [D3Football.com] would like a word with you. also, UWW has played in the national championship game the past four seasons.

was he really the best player on his high school team? Kyle Luby would disagree

Mom Overcooks Meatloaf, Breaks Blogger's Heart

@wonderlic—-myballs: seconded

"I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds," said a distracted Mike Woodson

@MarissaExplainsItAll: i also have 3-hour night class, 6:30-9:30. [Sporcle.com]

@Summerbabe: your bachelor party? mine's in a couple months. thinking we'll just go to a Reds game and hit up bars before and after. strip clubs don't really do anything for me

@AJ: the futurewife brought SNES into my household. i'm not saying that's the reason i'm marrying her, but i'm not saying it isn't one. her donkey kong skills are ridiculous. i beat her at MarioKart once and she now refuses to play against me. and she got me the best Valentine's Day gift i've ever received: Turtles in…

the Cincinnati Reds just clinched a winning road trip. i don't know how to feel right now

i read the John Daly story first and now i lose my opportunity to send virtual condolences to dead horses? damn the disappearing post!

sweet hair, preppie

looks like Caliendo is coping with the Madden retirement the only way he knows how

@TheOnlyNetsFan: that's how i got all my big projects done in college. i usually started around 11 pm, finished around 7 am. the hardest part is the waiting to turn it in. go drink some coffee, watch saved by the bell reruns on TBS (very funny). as soon as you turn your paper in, reward yourself with a bigass…

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: how many horses did you see there? i think i remember seeing a total of five in my three years of attendance

the weekend doesn't end until the first post on Monday morning, right?

Charles Barkley firmly believes in the power of hot hand and cheese samwiches

Tyrus Tucker must be the alter ego with the jump shot. and he's playing out of his mind today

Southern sports-affiliated white guys getting busted for cocaine trafficking

@ClintonPortishead: and pitched a complete-game 3 hit shutout?

@ThePiratesFan: Hells to the yes. Also, dinosaurs and Hot Wheels. and soon you can introduce him to Transformers. i love re-living my childhood.