are we sure he wasn't referring to Derrick Rose's claim that he could complete the gallon challenge with Gummi Bears?

There's a hidden message in the column at the right. she's secretly beckoning me to storm her castle.

@CoolHwhip: at first i thought they were going for a PED metaphor (giving the trophy back, etc.)

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: he will also hit you with some fucking truth bombs

Marty was all i thought about when reading the Kalas tributes yesterday. don't want to imagine listening to a baseball game called by anybody else

does Arthur Agee still have college eligibility? he might be the only recruit still willing to play for Zeke

do the other two ladies in the picture want a pearl necklace of their own? because i can make that happen

i knew Kiwis didn't like to hunt beaver

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: he apparently also struggles with the use of pronouns: "[I] don't play [on my] birthday, and then [I] get beat up by the door at the hotel," Dickerson said. "[We face] three lefties and [have] a rainout. As we would say, 'Hang with 'em.'"

Ryan Freel would have made it through unharmed and the door would have needed a bandage. because he's tough and gritty.

former Ohio State star Andy Katzenmoyer was tasered and arrested early this afternoon following his shift serving pizza at a birthday celebration at Chuck E. Cheese's, police said

@Bob Marley and the Hartford Whalers: i set it up for that joke. you delivered. nice.

i went to a KBDL game tonight. final score: 126-121 in double OT. one of the better basketball games i've been to.

@Business_Socks: i forgot to mention that in my dream, it's a breakaway tuxedo. underneath, jorts.

i have one suggestion on facebook: become a fan of P. Diddy.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: i would buy all of their albums.

tracy morgan is the preeminent genius of our generation. debate that if you can

Andre` is my Donaghy Estates. happy Great Friday, all.

@ThePiratesFan: they tripped on the long blades of grass. some types of grass have nike-like swooshes. no harm, no foul

is there a particular drink to imbibe tonight in honor of the holiday? if not, can we brainstorm and make some up?