25 Things About the NCAA:

@Candace Parker C Cups: if you're not a fan of Hot Sundae, i don't want to be your FB friend

all of this started when Evangelista refused to stop taunting Miguel for losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a chicken

@Athens_Grease: +1

in light of this, will league commissioners (looking at you, Goodell) bring harsher punishments against DUI offenders (looking at you, Leon Hall) in an effort to send a message to not just players, but fans as well?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: that's how you make a joke in an otherwise sad/infuriating thread. nice work, +1 angry phone call from Gallo's agent

DarkWing Duck's Asian cousin is a PGA golfer?

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Joey Votto is on pace for 108 to go with 388 rbi's. i think he can maintain that

@Matt Sussman: it's all about the timing. and dammit, Suss knows his timing. thanks for the laugh

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: i just made it up. asshat doesn't do that jerk justice. feel free to use it as needed

First, he breaks his collarbone, then this! bad break!!

Kenny Powers yahtzee. he just buttfucked this party

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 energon

"It's a mystery wrapped inside inside a riddle rapped inside a giant Twinkie."

dude has a Michigan tattoo on his lower hip/upper thigh, leading me to believe that he was sucking more than Caz Pal's face that night.

Not pictured: Alyssa Milano wearing a Tommy Lasorda mask and a strap-on. the guitar is for Zito to bite down on.

is this the album cover for "Barry Zito Presents...the Music of Creed?"

i posted odds on the next Bengal to get arrested in the Tank Johnson post yesterday. Anybody have Leon Hall? i did not see that one coming. thought other than Carson he would be the last Bengal to get arrested.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: and it's Leon Hall. did not see that one coming

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: that's too easy. that would be like picking UNC's men's or UConn's women's team to win the 2009 title back in Novem—oh, shit. good point.