@Convict78: my hometown has much to be proud of. providing Deadspin fodder is a pasttime that rivals putting chili on spaghetti and throwing beanbags through holes in wooden boards.

@Convict78:

Who Dey! Who Dey! Who Dey Think Gonna Get Arrested First!

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When Gonzaga mushrooms, their players get suspended. more mid-major injustice

@CoolHwhip: i do not wish to contract whatever diseases "Ben" gave her. she is damaged goods. what a waste

@CoolHwhip: Fuck Heather Mitts, Marry Heather Mitts, Kill anyone who tries to get in my way

@Rock You Like An Iracane: if it's still single digits at halftime, i'll be staying up late again tonight. addicted to sports, especially championship games

@Chamomiles Davis:

way to go, Frank! i always knew you were the more honorable Stallone brother.

@Random ESPN Source: A division of Lou Pearlman, Inc.

@JohnnyDakotaStateU: and i need to take Italicizing I next semester.

@ArkansasFred: +1 copy of [/i] Absence of Malice [/i]. i never want to have to watch that film again

@Weed Against Speed: i thought he joined the Lonely Island

of course Griffey has more career home runs against the Twins than any other team. They were owned and managed by a 12-year-old during Griffey's prime.

@uninspired: but their bullpen shutdown the offensive powerhouse that is the Cincinnati Reds.

@Dashiell Bennett: "booty is booty". well said, Sir Lot. well said.

Santana has a no-hitter through 3

@DumpsterDining: FUCK and YES

yahoo sports is reporting that Miller changed his mind and is going to Zona