@paxcincinnatus: i might be the only person to read this who gets this. just wanted you to know that your comment was not made in vain. pretty sure Miller doesn't live in Norwood. i think X puts that clause in all coaching contracts: "you will not have to live within 10 miles of campus"

@Wilson Chandlerstick Maker: will there be separate plaque for Johnny Kilroy?

The man wasn't even good enough to make an NBA Jam roster. Nobody can take that accolade away from Stockton and Robinson

@Upshaws Leash: yeah, but you can get $1 hot dogs and $5 beers here. i think they'll play the game

@Shakεy: my hatreds are all pretty much deep-rooted. fuck UNC

@Yinka Double Dare: BOOMSHAKALAKA!

Lupe cracked a smile! this one's over

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: this is true. not trying to change my worldview of alcoholic beverages tonight, just something to drink while watching the games and eating hot wings. the local brew will suffice. for what it's worth, Starr Hill JOMO in Charlottesville is my personal favorite

hey there, DUAN!

morning, DUAN! i got to sleep in til 8 today. latest i've slept in months. anybody else up?

is there a DUAM! for those of us with small children who will be up well before 10 a.m. on the weekends? or we could have a nice melding of people in the EST waking up while drunk folks on the West Coast are stumbling home.

@Skating Tomato: meeting across the river

@Business_Socks: you will enjoy it. tracy morgan is a genius. possibly an accidental genius

@Halfrican: Izzo America grand?

@Rickey_Fitts: which completely justifies the excessive binge drinking that begins around 9:45

Hey there DUAN. DUANing in class for the first time. yes, i have class every friday from 6:30-9:30. rockin' friday nights.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: like every good pitcher, Joba needs an imposing nickname. i think we found it: The Shankill Butcher

@Hatey McLife: Mateen Cleaves is waiting for the spinoff, "Thousandaire Matchmaker", hosted by Tara Reid's rotting corpse

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: uncontrollable Reillysplosion:

if this works out, expect to see Kimmy next season on Real Housewives of the D-League