the best part about being dumb? it makes magic seem way cooler.

@Orange and Palindromic: there's nothing pious about Len Bias?

No, his seed will be knocked out of the first round by Hampton

We will only acknowledge "Seahawks" for scheduling and disciplinary purposes.

why does the Jersey Fail tag not lead me to more Vince Carter stories?

@Business_Socks: introducing the synchronized swimmers of the Kansas State CameltoeToes

@Pete Gaines: i guess Floyd could bring Arizona a #2 seed and a first round loss. Hampton State is due

@UASox10: he didn't do what he was supposed to do at USC, why will it be any different at Arizona. Marcus Fizer (2001 edition) is not walking through that door

@Business_Socks: thank you for that. the fuck is mike iuzzolino?

WARNING: Whitecaps' Slop on a Roll Causes Browncaps on Your Toilet Bowl

@Hank the Rapper: + a bag of pita chips and a diet slice

How will the elderly children be able to follow their beloved O's?

"AIN'T NO WHEATS!"—gluten-free Cleveland Indians pitcher Jensen Lewis

it's a failure sausage on a sadness bun

@ScottVanPeltIsMyHero: Will Arnett makes everything better. and he will always be GOB to me. and he and David Cross make children's movies so much funnier. Cross is great in Curious George. can't wait to see Monsters vs. Aliens this weekend. having a four-year-old is a great excuse to see that in the theater

good thing he didn't try this shit at the Jefferson Davis Middle School parking lot

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: They are the team that makes ACC women's hoops Redick-ulously gay, right?

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: he keeps some of his former Yankees teammates in a box?

how much money did Nochimson give back to Hamilton?

How did that drunk Florida Panthers fan sneak her huge breasts into this arena? the Sheik is clearly distracted