johnnycomefaidley
johnnycomefaidley
johnnycomefaidley

Mr Magoo.

Please stop now and never rhyme again.

Filled with lead would be nice....

Any relation to Joey?

Only one punishment for this crime.

You understand that between these three there is not a representative governement.

Can I have her number?

Female Trump supporters = Trumpets. Blonde, brassy, shrill, secretly want Louis Armstrong’s lips all up on them.

Pfft. Steel-cut oats in a rice cooker. Salt only.

Fuck this truck. Bugatti, Porsche, these SUVs are for people that love to feel superior. They buy the SUV version of a sports car brand so they can be physically elevated as well as financially elevated.

Is this a liminal, super-liminal, or subliminal argument?

I also look like shit for 45! But I was registered for the draft for ‘Gulf War I: Never Go Back’.

Europeans are funny. Their cars were invented for their roads, which were created first with feet, and hooves, and cartwheels. Having a developed camber for most roads, and in the highway era having less actual ground to cover, they go for light cars, smaller engines, and independent suspension.

How many people were making meth in their cars at the time?

Miami must get some great fresh beans. Maybe roast your own. Jealous as all hell, by the way....

Miami must get some great fresh beans. Maybe roast your own. Jealous as all hell, by the way....

If you’re in NYC go to McNulty’s on Christopher Street. Worth it for every bean.

If you’re in NYC go to McNulty’s on Christopher Street. Worth it for every bean.

What’s the point of being on LSD when you’re already with the Alzheimer’s disease?

Last I heard the USA didn’t need to import no sumbitches.

Can’t wait to be a geriatric junkie. Sweeet.

This sounds odd, I know. Have you ever read the book version of The Godfather?