Hate to harsh your buzz, but OJ brings you down off LSD. It’s the only way out of a bad trip, and it has to be by the gallon.

You should buy a brand new Mystic Green Chevrolet SS with a stick. I’ll buy it from you in a year when you’re done.

That is the exactly the color scheme I would get. Splurge on some brushed aluminum wheels and disappear almost altogether.

McQueen was well know for buying American, though his collection was large.

‘When’ would be a moment in time. ‘Where’ would be in the context of its use, i.e., being a wank.

You going to do it, big boy? I’ve been baptized.

While I appreciate your in depth condescension, I went to a Scottish boarding school with the best of British, worked in the artworld in London and know a great deal more about the UK from the inside than you do. I grew up in it. You didn’t.

I can see him being callous, for sure. But having been around BBC types I can peg the kid he hit as another upper-middle-class damp squib with a po-mo mommy and a dad in government. These types are ridiculous and pretentious in equal measure. Very difficult to get a job at the Beeb.

I was born and raised to adulthood in the UK, part of the time on a US military base. I have a good idea about British anti-Americanism. I came to the states in my late 20s and have worked on the road, as well as in LA and New York.

And the equivalence is...your ESL status and your sense of the American education system based on your ‘above average’ performance on the GRE.

If you don’t understand what’s wrong with this paragraph, then you’ve proven my point absolutely:

You and your ESL and scientistism. Yeah, you can’t lie fast enough.

Is that it? That’s all you have for my degrees in English and Biology?

You’re not British like I’m British, so your opinion doesn’t count so well. I grew up in the UK, I got their education, and I get their mores. Your opinion is a piss in the wind.

You made an equivalence between your ESL status and your performance on the linguistic part of the GRE. What other possible inference is there?

You think being an ESL means you have a clue about grammar. More hubris.

Congratu-fucking-lations. Now read any UK ad or billboard and spot the error. It comes from overweening self-regard. You’re so busy thinking that you’re better than the yanks that you don’t see you’ve slid.

Aww, fuckstick, you can’t stand it enough to talk about two different things you can’t know anything about - by your own admission. Talk about a waste of space.

Wispa was a chocolate bar that was discontinued a few years ago. Only sold in the UK, mind. They were talking about bringing it back at the time the ‘joke’ came out.

Right you are. I just can’t bear it, and jump down the neck of anyone that strays into the same old crap.