The lease I had for a work car was something like this. Selling price $24,400. No money down, payments were $265/month. Came out to $9540 for 36 months. Lets double it cause I’m gonna lease a similar priced vehicle again. Thats $19080 for 6 years. Now lets say I bought the car no down payment at 3% for 72 months,…

When I was in public school in Texas they had the same policy. If I didn’t have money in my account they would take away my tray of food, throw the food in the trash, and hand me a peanut butter jelly sandwich. Sometimes if the lunch servers liked me they would just let me walk by. I was pretty bad about reminding my…

Ok. Cool.

I hope the super tortilla landed in a giant jar of salsa.

Leave it to overzealous politically correct hacks to suck all the childhood fun out of life. Don’t tickle kids, don’t give them candy, don’t smile at them you pedophile you, don’t hug them, don’t look at them funny, don’t say “atta boy” because what if they identify as a female, don’t tell them what beautiful hair…

*switches to whiskey* It’s even -clearer- than when it went in now, doc!

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Exactly why I wanted to take this trip. Cars aren’t just about performance driving or gimmicky features. They are, to me, a place that is truly mine. I can belt every line of a song. I can sit in silence. And I can find things I could never find on foot.

First Round Bye could beat the Texans

Sorry they didn’t live up to either one of your expectations guys. I’m curious to know what those expectations were exactly?? What did you expect from a team that lost 20+ guys to IR last year? What were your expectations for a 4-12 team that started 0-3 with their offensive and defensive leaders coming off season endi…

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

That's a Euro step- Brexit style.

Fuck you, how about that.

- Keep 80-85% of the jelly in JJ Watt’s vertebra. 

- Have the Jags start Blake Bortles or Cody Kessler at QB

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

Tip your waiter, the valet, and your bartender.

Decorum becomes a non-concern when I’m being forced to remove my shoes and have my belongings and my entire body scanned (with the random chance for a pat-down), so that I can be allowed to sit in a 17-inch seat with laughable legroom for three hours.

I personally don’t wear gym clothes or pajamas on a flight, but I…

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.