I mean you could have, and you are special. It’s ok though!

There are many forms of food poisoning that range from a couple of hours to incubate to a couple of days, so last meal bias can be right. I have definitely had a few of the quick acting varieties. I recently was poisoned by dumplings at a fancy restaurant in Taipei. 3 of my coworkers went down too, and it was the only…

I had a flight contract in the USMC. During TBS I injured myself and disqualified myself from going to flight school. Hello ground contract! On the bright side I’m making a lot more money by not fulfilling a 10 year contract. On the downside I don’t fly shit unless it’s in economy... Good luck!

The most popular people in my dorms had drugs or booze... Guitars are also a good way to make friends as long as you don’t suck, and don’t play annoyingly loud. 

If someone enlists solely from seeing a smash bros # we’ve got bigger problems. I liked it, but I was also a Marine. I’m obviously biased.

I used to have the king cab version of this in the same lightning blue color. That paint would fall off in huge patches 9 years ago. I’m amazed how much paint is still on his.

I would say I’m pretty financially literate and have the track record to prove so. Thanks for the personal attack. For 98% of the population the only way to get ahead is to stay out of debt completely. Read Millionaire Next Door if you don’t believe me. It is one of the largest studies of deca-millionaires in the US.…

It definitely is. The trick is to hold it until you get to the third or fourth set of port o johns. Typically by then all the people with prerun poop jitters got it out and all you have to contend with is piss everywhere.

As if I’m going to risk scratching up my pristine pick up truck! I mean I know I got a line X liner to protect it from anything, but still!

They should have brought back TJ Yates. He’s at least won a playoff game! Plus he gives steamy looks

I don’t really think any debt is good. In your example you are out-earning the debt with an investment. What happens if the market tanks, you lose your job, pulling your investment is now worth half it’s original value, and you’re upside down on the car loan. You will soon find yourself jobless, carless, and in debt…

I’m glad you’re ok Drew. I hadn’t seen anything from you since the NFC Championship and feared for the worst!

Pay off our student loans and build our emergency fund. If we can do both of those in 2018 the next goal is to purchase a car in cash while saving 30% for retirement.

One time Lance Armstrong came to a cafe I worked at in college. It was Christmas Eve and I had shut down the store. He tapped on the window (this was before he was caught cheating) and asked me if there was anyway I could get him a pint of gelato for his pregnant gf. I said, “Sure Lance, you’re a hometown hero!” He…

Your take is correct; however, don’t call TJ Yates trash. That man does one thing better than any QB I’ve ever seen; slaying Bengals. I’m not talking about the current state of the Bengals. I’m talking about when Bengals were undefeated and in talks to be SB contenders. Yates doesn’t need much, just a little food and…

Still a thing...

I agree with Kaizen. In fact I wish we had more ways to acknowledge bodily functions. Let out a good fart and say “blessed fart box”. If I burp, why should I lead off with excuse me? How about people not shame my nastiness and instead rejoice in the fact we are alive!

I did this a few months ago and it really does help. For me turning off my email badges really helped. I get work emails 24/7, and even though we are told it’s fine to be offline outside of working hours I would still feel compelled to answer them. If I didn’t answer them I would have work issues in my head all…

My wife and I were lucky enough to get tickets to the Superbowl. I’m a Texans fan, but not the kind that likes to pretend we are Patriots 2.0 (fuck that!). We had the displeasure of sitting near two Pats fans who were drunk and cursing the entire game while trying to pick a fight with everyone Atlanta fan. This is…

My friend is 5'6" and nerdy. His serious girlfriend is 6'1" and beautiful. Before him she dated a 6'1" guy, and before him a 5'4" guy. It’s anecdotal, but his gf definitely doesn’t care about height.