I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

They ARE pretty birds. But they’re also total assholes. I’ve never come across a nice one, they are honey badgers with wings. They don’t even know if they can beat your ass, but by god, they’ll give it a go.

Correct. I grew up in northern Minnesota and we used to chase them back to Canada. It’s like a giant bird shit covered in feathers.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

Low hanging fruit. Take your stars and move along.

I’m surprised they aren’t in favor of him winning so we’d offer bigger bribes.

S0 just like every other World Cup?

I’m pretty anti Trump, but this is obnoxious, even for a us soccer official. When Qatar and Russia are the last two hosts I don’t think you are going to get much traction blaming not hosting a world cup on who is in the white house, unless that person is actively trying to kill a bid. Plus, who do you think is more…

Actually she’s meaning you failed in your studies, not your GF.

The fake cause of Goodell’s imaginary death is unknown.

It’s just so obvious.

UM, HELLO

he should shut up and just be thankful he’s not getting called for the 3x he’s fouling lebron on every possession

Yeah, that’s not even as good as Art Briles’ defense in his statement to Hays. Briles is basically leaning on 3 points:

Did Spaeth honestly think that the station would just ignore the first two answers and go with the third answer? Didn’t either of them see the red light on the camera through all this and realize, “Oh crap, we’re so screwed?”

We need to nuke FIFA from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Actually, they should just ban air shows. And flying.

Navy just can’t let Air Force have a headline.

Are you trying to kill them all???