Great now Don Jr has an account on Deadspin.

Many kudos to the maker of the header image. Looks like he chopped off the heads and he is currently sticking it in the corpse of the animals just out of view. #TrumpHump

Just so cute when mouth-breathing, inbred morons use pictures of their children for their avatar when spewing their racist views for all the world to see. Nice job klan-daddy, sure you kiddo will be so proud in the years to come.

Oh look, a failed attempt at being funny about domestic violence.

Age does not make one an adult. See Trump, Donald.

Or maybe the guards are actual adults and not 12 year old children amused by a stupid game on their phone.

No time to watch video, can somebody tell me that the guards shot and killed them? I will find time to watch it if they did. Thanks!

Don’t stop there NBC, just tape delay the entire Olympics and broadcast it while I am sleeping so I don’t accidently support this corrupted ass, scamatuer event. Holding out hope Zika wins every event and every NBC employee in Rio catches it five times each.

Sweet baby Jesus, that picture of Sandusky is even more terrifying now after knowing what we now know. His teeth look like Pennywise the clown from IT.

Shocking, a drug addict criminal tested positive for drugs. Next you will try and tell me the sky is blue and water is wet.

Congrats to the NBA for having the best commisioner in all of sports in Adam Silver. Fuck MLB for trying to battle the NFL and NHL for worst commisioners in all of sports. Another finger puppet for the owners, those billionaires stick their hands right up Rob’s ass and tell him to sell this steaming pile of horseshit.…

Child: “Look mommy your picture is on a web page!”

Forgot it was linked to the girlie site, my bad I shouldn’t expect girls to know anything about sports.

Wrong. It was Pat Riley in 1988 with the LA Lakers who came up with Threepeat and he later applied for a trademark on it.

Lou Pinella said the same thing on Mike & Mike this morning, had a feeling it would make its way to Deadspin eventually. Definitely a cringe worthy moment when I heard him say it out loud.

No. But thanks for asking anyways.

Sick fuckity fuck, better off dead. Rest in Hell Jacko.

Excellent point as the exact same thought went through my head last night. What if he misses both with the sore wrist? What if Golden State bombs in a 3 pointer and we go to OT? How will LeBron respond should he miss both free throws? First one missed...uh-oh. Then the second one drops in. Relief.

Hard to imagine it was racial profiling, still have no idea what race her dad even is.

How did they get so lucky? Meanwhile our American athletes will be forced to swim in shit-filled water, compete in unfinished venues all while being on the lookout for zika virus carrying mosquitoes.