She was more than happy to stay silent when it was fixed for her husband to become the darling of the NBA. No problem when it was her man’s team winning, she only breaks the silence when it goes the other way. At least she confirmed their fraudulent win last year was rigged. Thanks Ayesha.

American heroes in action.

Sometimes you simply have to fight fire with fire, bet if we start shooting congressmen they will start to take gun control more seriously.

Rapist

Hey Russ, word is NBA players be shopping at Express. Is that where you pick out all your fly-ass outfits?

Really hope Art’s children are proud of old Art and his talent for assisting in the rape of multiple women at Baylor. This PoS values football over everything else, makes you wonder if he could even cover up the rape of his own daughter if it meant winning a National Championship.

Worst. Trailer. Ever. Thanks for nothing gang.

Hats off Commisioner Silver, well played my friend, well played. I was outraged when you opted not to suspend Dick-Kicker Green for the OKC series. Like WTF Adam, really he can crane kick big Steve in the nads and nothing?

Question, how do I star a headline?

I think the goose is simply too stupid to fear anything. Had one of these dumb geese take quite a few steps towards me and my 60 lb Husky. Hissing and puffing out his chest like he was something, very tempting to drop the leash and prove him very, very wrong.

Miller is Texas born and raised. He knows the definition of big hat, no cattle. And Elway is wearing a 10-gallon Stetson, while peddling cow pies.

As long as the tombstone in front of yours reads

Real recognize real and you looking familiar.

Yup, just take the word of the car manufacturers who never, ever lie in an attempt to shift blame back to the driver.

Thanks Dana for comfirming you are a complete fucking moron with a teeny tiny penis. Had to go all bad ass macho man and ban some of your paid media stooges to show them who is boss. Then when the roid rage wore off you come to what little senses you have left and reinstate them. All you managed to do was show how…

[raises hand]

Bravo, very well said.

Hmmm, its not Trump so who is that orange oompa-loompa looking dude next to Danny the jokester? Or maybe that is a result of one of Danny boys practical jokes.

Try harder, do better. Thumbs down.

From the looks of it, just about as cozy as the relationship between Laura and her botox injections.