It’s like Trump and Joe Buck had a baby.

The unwritten rules of between-inning mascot entertainment are savage, but just. Hammurabi would approve.

I loves me some good ol’ fashion karma....

The only perspective I can see is this...

Me on Ken Starr:

I had to Starr this post.

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Couldn’t have happened to a more repugnant piece of shit.

That's fucking gross. Who drinks Fireball?

Could be code for “Heil Hitler” or as he does it “Hale Hitler".

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

*Shoulda

A Trump rally?

*Should’f

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

*Should of

so because she refused a debate, the mean ol mens shouldn’t have one? lol, the old lady had her a chance and she took her ball and went home, so fuck her.

it’s definitely one of those things that make me wonder if he actually has any long-term memory of continuity of self at all. Like, does he remember what he’s said once he’s said it? Or does he just say it and then poof it vanishes forever into the mists of time?

Well, he is a self-proclaimed billionaire that won’t release his taxes to prove it.

Ohh scorching hot take. No shit Sherlock.