Via my parents I've seen too much of The Five, he was always the knuckle dragging frat dope.

He's one of the Fox gang who blamed Obama for the corrupt suburban Chicago cop who set up his suicide to look like a murder. Did he retract it when it when the truth was revealed? Nope. Fuck him.

Or slap him around with rolled up copies of The National Review.

Perhaps one or two of those broomsticks will beat him senseless in the prison supply closet.

Is that the guy who's a spitting image of Polanski?

For…those people. You know the ones. (narrows eyes, taps nose)

Wouldn't he go to a white guy country club prison?

Oh for sure. Opposite end of Maldorer, Mondo Cane is incredible.

I'd take Nevermen any day over Maldorer.

Apparently he walked offstage 15 min into his set.

AKA-"Sunday Afternoon Hangover Theater"

They could have chloroformed Berry, the kid, and sold the minivan for scrap. Talk about doing things the hard way.

What, Mancow didn't kill your interest as well?

As the spray-paint salesman.

LaPierre fainted from the quick blood loss into his loins.

A "re-skinned" version, yes.

More and more she sounds like someone making lame excuses for an alcoholic spouse.

It's been a theory for quite some time. (I like the idea of syphilitic dementia, but that's just me.)

"Upside Down Pyramid Guy always dreamed of wrestling"

My grandmother took several recipes to her grave, and the fact is always bemoaned every Thanksgiving & Christmas.