"…then simmer till grey legume slurry forms."

The girls have beards too, they're just painted over like Ceasar Romero's mustache.

I imagine his final day in the White House going about as well as Macy being dragged out of that motel in Fargo.

This will be Sandler's next made for Netflix movie. I assume by the end he will have learned what's most important in life.

I just heard a radio host say the milk currently in his fridge lasted longer.

Michigan Institute of Taints

Perhaps I come from a family with too many people who take ZERO responsibility for anything they say or do. It's always someone else's fault, and I hear about it ad nauseam.

"Everybody understands personal responsibility."

I worked in a restaurant where a diner corrected a server on the pronunciation of "farfalle" as "Far-Fuh-Luh". In her telling, he was condescending as fuck and the rest of his tablemates looked mortified.

Booby Hill?

That might be a new Badalamenti piece, but I didn't see "Lounge Pianist" in the credits.

Now THAT sounds like a way better movie than what's presented above.

So at some point his character will say, "Calm down people, it's not like jet fuel can melt steel beams or anything." ?

Trumps priorities are always on his sleeve.

If he were a Dem, Fox would blast him as "Anti-Christian" with that karma talk.

A political version of "Spend the night in a haunted house for the inheritance"?

No, the AV Club.

And followed by the sitcom "Pennywise for Your Thoughts", where the killer clown plays a buttoned down radio psychiatrist who shares a sewer with his irascible father and wacky housekeeper.

I've seen them at an outdoor fest and a club, great both times.

Hey, they can't make felons of their voter base!