Kimberley Guilfoyle isn’t all that herself. Too many miles on that jalopy. Ugh.

At least Stormy got $130,000 out of the deal. 

Okay, so a part of me wishes that Stormy had not only kissed Roethlisberger but also slipped him the tongue, soon after she’d finished blowing Trump.

You’re gonna be the life of the party at your financially destitute parents’ funerals! Haha, your family members are gonna die - funny in itself - and also poor. I can’t even.

In Ralph Norman’s defense ...he made similar jokes to all his first and second female cousins as he kept it in the family. 

Be honest, you were jacking off as you typed this.

I hope they literally molest each other.

Totally feel free to only read massive tomes on the Atlantic, The Nation, and self-absorbed bullshit on NYT.

This is a bit of a dick article.

The fact that this “article” is still front page on “Lifehacker” speaks volumes to the lack of “useful content” from this “reporter”.

And people ask me why I installed a snow blade on my F-150, in SoCal. I just smirk at them and imagine them getting swept away as I rumble forward.

A simple rule of thumb to follow, when you want to discuss serious socio-economic issues, or latest advancement in medical sciences..

The yarmulke buys him a hall-pass.

Kavanaugh remembers all the rapes he didn’t commit.

We’re gonna have the best coal.

To borrow from Criminal Don’s recent idea....why not subject Brett Kavanaugh to a lie detector test?

абсолютно!

The remaining 63 Republican letter writers live in Russia, and their employer, the Internet Research Agency, did not give them time off to appear publicly and support the letter they totally signed themselves. 

I’m just gonna say that if you want to be a credible and successful peddler of conservative talking points, it helps not to sound like an adolescent penguin.

The author of this article fails to consider how personal each allegation of sexual assault is to Don Jr. He was spawned by a man who has credibly and allegedly assaulted numerous women.