This is the right take. 

My wife was playing it on Spotify so I caught some minutes of JiK. It nauseated me.

Albert you beautiful bastard. You convinced me.

But Bezos *did* send dick pics, and I *do* want them on the webs.

Never apologize, Emily. Never.

Let us be the judge of that, after you start posting screenshots.

In fairness, I’ve sent the same text messages to Lauren Sanchez.

Everytime I hear rich Russians speak, I hear this DirecTV commercial in my head.

Leaked future finding: this matter never mattered. 

The point that Mike Huckabee will die lonely and miserable one day, and the world will need a replacement for The Most Despicable Human on Twitter Dot Com

You have to understand that these precious delicate Splinteratti have devoted their incisive takes of Midwestern politics by being on the front lines of the pickup counter of a Brooklyn coffee house. 

So you’re just gonna act like you didn’t know the Shocker was Halloween 2014's most popular costume?

You’re missing the point. The main body of the joke, if you thought it was even remotely funny, was all right. It was the later “I’m sorry... Whatever” was the problem. I don’t think anyone takes Davidson seriously. He’s kind of a gnat who buzzes around the SNL cast.

I like these comments. Going back to first causes, it was Davidson’s lame skit (seriously, how the fuck does he make a living in comedy?) that elevated who would otherwise be an obscure right wing nut job politician.

Best take in an otherwise shitty comment thread. Thanks. 

To be fair, anything Nolan writes is also a wailing cry for help. And drugstore vodka. 

I believe he prefers it to be called a basementblog.

Lol. Hamilton’s (what the fuck kind of pretentious name is that??) diatribe sounded more like a case of sour grapes than a legitimate critique of Axios. Even chance that Nolan applied to Axios, sent some copies, and never heard from them again.

50-50 chance it ends this way for this caravan of idiots. And that would be a good outcome for these super repressed rednecks.

James Comey redux.