How dare you impugn QuantumBeep? He's worldly, having fought many social justice wars from the front lines (from a "hipster coffee shop" in Brooklyn, on his Macbook Air). 

Looks like you lost your shit over nothing. Save the anger. The idiots at Splinter surely warrant criticism.

Is that also why you purchase Vaseline and Kleenex at Costco and other warehouse stores?

Counterpoint. Respect. 

he gave her all the STDs. He has the best STDs!

I am all for some Halloween sluttiness. But God is my witness, I wouldn’t do any of those 2s and 3s homely hausfraus.

I own a buncha guns. Legally. And yet this dumb shithead makes me wanna surrender them to the nearest cop.

I actually had a black police officer with me the whole time.

Every time I see her stupid face, I have an uncontrollable urge to slather hair conditioner on her.

MP3 file or it didn’t happen.

You might not enjoy the interaction. I hear he’s a total wohlflower.

The sanctimonious outrage in the comments is gonna be epic. LOL.

Avenatti is an opportunistic shitfuck. And you can quote me on that.

The more everyone focuses on the defense sales to Saudis (which is, incidentally, what Trump wants everyone to do), the more we miss the dark money, bribery connection between Saudis and Trump+Kushner.

Saudi Arabia is the root of much evil in the world. They have enabled more terrorism, bloodshed, and suffering....not only against the West, but against many Islamic countries. The ONLY effective counter against Saudi Arabia is a strong, but sensible Iran.

That’s a very important point.

Great. Cause I did neither of those things.

You’ve lost the right to use the words “real world” if a) you voted for Jill Stein; or b) you stayed home and protest-abstained.

LOL. They’re all going to vote for Jill Stein again. Useful idiots exist all all sides. Splinter’s writers are the fucking worst.

At this point, I’m only hate-reading Splinter.