Caputo: “And I’m also completely 100 percent certain that the person who wrote this is on the list of people who said they didn’t write it.”

what kind of a dick makes shooting gestures at a dog?

The only people who’d believe Trump's weakass disingenuous denials will be dumb southerners.

Okay, so I’m going to be a little earthy here.

The Des Moines Register, a respected publication, actually invited Don Trump Jr., a misshapen Neanderthal who should’ve been drowned at birth, to pen an op-ed?

If Michael Wolfe’s veiled assertion that Haley may have bedded Trump is true....then she HAS to be oblivious. To everything. Just to survive. Just to keep her shit together and not blow chunks.

Is there an Arabic, Urdu, etc., version of Fox News or Sun? No.

Andy Ngo is inconsequential, a little shit-fly.

If anyone remembers this moron’s appearance on Bill Maher. He’s the perfect amalgam of stupid, learning-disabled, Neanderthal, and dickhead.

TRUTH!

Awe, blessed are the simpletons. 

I’ll tell you exactly what the future will bring. An even worse candidate than Trump (is that even possible? Yes, this is America and Don Jr is still biologically alive) who will go on to beat Chelsea. Seriously, how do we finally end this subscription to the Clintons?? I'm starting a GoFundChelsea campaign to buy her…

You know what’s gonna happen, right? Now the other GOP sycophants will have to out-lust Joe Arpaio. Fully expect the Freedom Caucus to issue a statement by this evening that they would gladly accept anal sex from Trump, and they’ve purchased enough lube for the whole membership.

“Thank you Putin. “

Message to Putin:

Don Jr is the first documented case of an oldest child looking like the runt of a litter.

Ah, another Trump supportin’, #MAGA screamin’ white sister. Their most distinctive feature is their prominent neck veins when they’re yelling at people of color. 

Considering how great Brafman’s lawyering worked out for Martin Shkreli (oi, wait....another misogynist! Anyone see a trend here?).....I feel pretty confident that Harvey will be groping for prison-issue soap soon.

So what you’re saying is....what lard was to deep frying, Hirsch’s violent, unprovoked assault on a defenseless woman was to....a violent unprovoked assault on a defenseless woman?

Not gonna lie - secession of southern states starting to sound like a damn good idea. Let’s mobilize the “diaspora” of all these tortured crackers and confine them in one area. Then next time they threaten secession, we can be all casual and like....”Sure? Oh man. Hate to lose you ...but...if that’s what you really…