Ajit Pai finally puts to rest the old urban legend that good looking people get ahead in their professional careers.

What I don’t understand is this ...

does the Salvation Army look like this?

She didn’t give a child. She made HIM give HER a child. Barron is her insurance policy and her exit ticket from a gut-wrenching life with a senile, decrepit golem made out of sexual harassment and federal racketeering charges.

It’s China. So it’s just food.

Is it possible that Zhang did show up, took a look at possibly the ugliest white man in jorts (!!) she ever saw, and bolted?

What Clint Eastwood (and the world) needs is a good taxidermist.

Do you have any friends?

If I was the leader of the free world, NYPD is NOT the agency I would trust with my safety.

While that is 100% true, separately, it is completely irrelevant here. That’s a strawman argument. I expected better from you.

Here’s the million dollar, or the CAD 1,29,38,000 question.

I’m assuming that Versace was “benetton-ing” a bit with this color palette. Cool.

Possibly the best, most incisive comment on this thread.

This woman deserves our respect, for her courage and her willingness to fight for justice.

Not to be overtly self-promotional or anything, but I’ll throw my own mesh-hat in the ring.

Yep, this is gonna help him too. He’s a one man Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit, but electable, popular shit.

Cool Hand Luke!

Is this a stock photo for “Computer programmer sad after his code compiler crashes”?

Lego sculptures will come and go, fucking asshole kids are forever.

Does Walter Palmer follow Arno Elias?